Phoenix Hash House Harriers

Welcome to the Phoenix Hash House Harriers

Red Dress 2014 registration is now open! Info and Rego here!

We meet every Monday, Wednesday, most Saturdays, Full Moons, and other special days. All levels of runners and walkers are encouraged. Get some exercise and have a great time doing it. Bring your dog (sometimes)! Or cat (never)! We run, (between bars mostly), drink and generally have a silly time. If you are a hasher and want to hare a trail, contact the Hare Raiser for that particular hash.

We hash often so check out the BIG ASS CALENDAR to find out the when and where! Learn more about how hashing started, who we are and what we do by clicking here!

If you have any questions that the site doesn’t answer, or want to talk to one of us, click on contact us, send an email to webgeek@phoenixhhh.org for more info!

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Thursday Throwdown #13.1

Dec

6:30 pm

What: A throwdown/pick-up hash is simple. One hare leaves with a backpack of flour and a backpack of beer. The hare can leave marks, whichy-ways, and one beer check – no other checks. Whoever snares picks up where the hare left off, and so forth until we’re done.

Where: Twin Peaks Camelback – 2135 East Camelback Road, Phoenix, AZ 85016

Distance: 6.96 Miles

Hares: TBD As Always

Bring: A whistle, head(!)lamp, WATER, chalk, and sufficiently diminished expectations. Beer on trail is provided.

Hash Cash: $1

Dog-Friendly?: It’s that time of year. If your dog can do 6-9 miles, it’s up to you. The bar has a patio. I think.

On-After: I’m not your dad. Do what you want.

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Dust Till Down Down Hash

Dec

6:00 pm

Please Join us for the 5th from Dusk Till Down Down Hash on December,
Friday the 13th. This will be the final Friday the the 13th of ’13!

What: “The most evil hash in all of Phoenix,” ™ – BBAG Inc,
presents the Nightmare Before Christmas Hash. So come dressed as a
Satanic Santas, Evil Elves, or (my personal favorite) Reindeer
Hunters. I seriously want to see a good Reindeer Hunter costume. As
always, we will have kegs of craft beer. As a special surprise we
will also feature a torpedo keg of Uncle BBAG’s Pomegranate Agave
Cider (assuming it turns out).

Where: Kiwanis Park, Tempe, AZ. Kiwanis Park is between Baseline and
Guadalupe, west of Rural.

When: Friday, December 13th. Meet at 6pm, Chalk Talk at 6:30.
Blessing of the hares, hares away, hash calisthenics led by the
SongMeister at 6:45. Pack away at 7pm Hash Standard Time.

Bring: A vessel (FDTD is a keg beer hash), a head(!) lamp, a lanyard
with whistle and bottle opener (bottle checks!), low expectations.

Hash Cash: $7
Disclaimer: Last hash I said no dogs allowed. Some asshole brought a
dog and then bitched that the on-overs weren’t dog friendly. FDTD
trails are made to be challenging to people. You know, people with
arms and legs who are generally over 5′ tall. Also Ghecko is haring.
So in summation, if you are not a falconer*, fuck yr pet**.

* Falconers with actual falcon(s) get in free.
** Literally.

Kiwanis Park
6111 South All-America Way, Tempe, Arizona 85283
View Map · Get Directions

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Lost Boobs Hash #155

Dec

6:30 pm

Please join us for the 155th R#nning of the Lost Boobs Hash House Harriers!

Where: Flicka’s – 2003 N Scottsdale Rd, Scottsdale, AZ 85257 https://www.facebook.com/flickascantina
Hares: Behold my Bush, FellatiNO, Just Bryan
When: Monday, 12/16/2013
What: A 3.69 mile (normally 3-5 miles true trail), A to B hash (note: B is within 1/2 a mile of A)
Time: Meet at 6pm, hares away at 6:45pm, chalk talk at 6:50pm, pack to follow.
Bring: Low expectations, your own vessel (cup) to drink from, low expectations, a cranium lamp/fleshlight, a whistle, low expectations
Hash Cash: $5 as always! Make sure to check in with Sex Oh Fence by 6:49pm. If you show up after that it is your responsibility to hand her a $5 with your name written on it.
Dog Friendly: Maybe, if your dog is cool enough. But, if not, leave them at home to keep the bed warm cuz Winter is officially here.
On-After: Probably where we started

*Don’t drive impaired. Ask for a DD ahead of time, offer to DD, get crash space, take a cab. (Crash space means sex? Crash space means sex). On-safety third-On

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Hump D’Hash

Dec

6:30 pm

Where:
Hares: To Be Announced at the Hump – Always a surprise!
About: Please join us this Wednesday night for the Phoenix Hump D’Hash.
When: Wednesdays (Look at the date in this listing)
What: A 3-6-? mile pickup hash.
Time: Meet @ 6:36p, Hares off @ 6:45p, Hounds to follow @ 7:00p
Bring: A drinking vessel of your own (GO GREEN), proper illumination (BRING a Headlamp, it gets dark be safe), a whistle, low morals, and even lower expectations
Hash Cash: $1
Cash Needed on Trail: Always good to bring a few dollars for bail
Dog friendly: Usually not on humps
On-After: Normally the same place we start (if it is a bar).

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Lost Boobs Hash #155

Dec

6:30 pm

*UGLY SWEATER HASH!!! Please wear an ugly Christmas sweater or something holiday inspired. The more hideous, the better. Or come dressed as a hasher in cool attire from the PH3 haberdashery. No one cares. We even take Dumbo.

Please join us for the 156th R#nning of the Lost Boobs Hash House Harriers!

Where: Draw 10 Bar and Grill – 5444 E Washington St, Phoenix, AZ 85008, www.draw10bar.com
Hares: Galloping Ghecko
When: Monday, 12/23/2013
What: A 3.69 mile (normally 3-5 miles true trail), A to B hash (note: B is within 1/2 a mile of A)
Time: Meet at 6pm, hares away at 6:45pm, chalk talk at 6:50pm, pack to follow.
Bring: Low expectations, your own vessel (cup) to drink from, low expectations, a cranium lamp/fleshlight, a whistle, low expectations
Hash Cash: $5 as always! Make sure to check in with Sex Oh Fence by 6:49pm. If you show up after that, it is your responsibility to hand her a $5 with your name on it during chalk talk.
Dog Friendly: Probably not, the bar is surrounded by Papago Park, so unless your dog can handle trails, possibly cacti, and wont use their leashes to trip other runners, leave them at home.
On-After: Probably where we started

*Don’t drive impaired. Ask for a DD ahead of time, offer to DD, get crash space, take a cab. (Crash space means sex? Crash space means sex). On-safety third-6

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