Phoenix HHH :: Full Moon Hash :: #64 The Full Buck Moon

Hares: Tortoise Coitus and Just Bill

Start location: Just Bill's Crib - 4850 E. Augusta Drive, Chandler, 85249

Di-erections: The major cross streets are Val Vista and Riggs.

OPTION ONE: From Phoenix take the I-10 S to Riggs Road. Exit E on Riggs to Black Hills (this is E of Lindsay). Turn S at Black Hills then make an immediate L on Augusta. It is the 6th house on the N side of the street (4850).

OPTION TWO: Take the SanTan Fwy (202) E to Val Vista. Exit S on Val Vista to Riggs. Then W on Riggs to Black Hills. South on Black Hills, immediate left on Augusta.

OPTION THREE: Google maps

Date: Friday, July 18

Time: Meet-up is at 19:00 (that's 7pm for those of you who didn't realize there are 24 hours in a day) with hares away at 19:36 (give or take)

Hash Cash: This will be another Garbage Can Hash. That means in lieu of hash cash, please bring a 6-pak of QUALITY BEER (And since there are those of you with questionable tasting ability, please let me clarify: Imports and micro-brews only. Keep the Moosehead for your in-laws, but still plan to drink PBR and the like on trail.) We will put said beer in a large container and you grab one without looking. You drink what you get so make it good! :o)

Other Stuff: Okay all you wankers, given there has been an average temperature of 169 degrees this month, we are starting the run a bit later than usual. Meet-up is at 19:00 (that's 7pm for those of you who didn't realize there are 24 hours in a day) with hares away at 19:36 (give or take). We promise not to run you to death and the trail shouldn't require too much athleticism. Also, since most of you will cry about having to drive out to where Jesus lost his sandals (aka farm country, dairyland, South Chandler...) , the on-after will be at Just Bill's house with a clothing optional pool, billiards, darts, a trampoline and cold beer. So bring a change of clothes and feel free to pass out anywhere you find room. We may even provide breakfast for those who don't cry too much(That means breakfast potatoes with no sanctions on ketchup. Sorry B!tch)

Any questions, call Tortoise Coitus at 602-388-0683

Additional last minute stuff (7/15): We have an interesting trail planned (at least I think so), so please come out and join the fun. Don't forget that we are doing a "Garbage Can Hash" so bring a six-pack of really good imported or micro-brew beer in lieu of hash cash. Also, the on-after is at Just Bill's house so bring a swim suit (although clothing IS optional)and a change of clothes if you want to crash. We have lots of room and we won't be letting anyone leave who has had too much to drink.

No doubt you will all be hungry after the run so bring something to throw on the grill. B!tch will provide potato or macaroni salad. We will have some extra beer, but if you plan on drinking more than a six-pak, or if you want something else, be sure to bring it along.

And, as promised, we will make breakfast for those of you who choose to stay the night.

Also - In addition to potato or pasta salad (no ketchup on either of these will be allowed), I (BnH) will also bring chips, CONDOMents, plates, napkins and cutlery.

One last thing to confirm since I'm sure there will be somebody out there with this question on their mind - Yes. The six packs you bring in lieu of hash cash will be available for the on after. And, no. Since we're doing this, you won't get a discounted run fee at the next Full Moon Hash.

Seriously though, here it is again. Hope to see you all there and DON”T FORGET A FLASHLIGHT. Yes, you WILL need it. Also wear shoes that you don’t mind getting a little dirty (just in case).