Phoenix HHH :: Full Moon Hash :: #67 The Full Hunter's Moon

Hares: Tortoise Coitus and Strawberry Shortcock

Start location: Vista Canyon Park 16020 S. 30th St. (same place as the Pac-a-man Mammorial)

Di-erections: I-10 to Chandler Blvd. Head west onto Chandler and turn south onto 32nd St. then west onto Mountain Vista Drive, the park will be on your left.

Date: Tuesday, October 14th

Time: Meet-up is at 18:30 (that's 6:30pm for those of you who didn't realize there are 24 hours in a day) with hares away at 19:00 (give or take)

Hash Cash: $7.00 (good beer will be provided)

Other Stuff: Alrighty kiddos. It is that time of the month again, no not THAT time dumb asses! The other time. Yes, I speak of the Full Moon Hash. The weather is finally taking a down turn and it should be perfect weather for running, walking, staggering or whatever you prefer.

Given that this is a mid-week hash, and a lot of you wankers complained about the length of my last trail, I am going to take it easy on you and make this one relatively brief. However, do not construe that as 'easy'; gotta make you work a little bit, don't I? But seriously, it should be a great night for a hash. The trail will be fun and there will be plenty of cold beer. Let's try to get a few more of you off your butts and out on the trail than we did at the last full moon, which was hared by Dumbo. I promise to make sure it is properly marked; no glow sticks in sight! Besides, you have two weeks advance notice and it is NOT a football night so don't even try to use that as an excuse!

Be sure to wear some good shoes, bring a flashlight, and a snake bite kit wouldn't hurt (okay, just joking....I think).