Phoenix HHH :: Full Moon Hash :: #69 The Full Cold Moon

Yes, that's right! It's the Phoenix Full Moon Hash # 69!

Mark your calendars for Friday, December 12th, to join your hares Bitch 'N Hoe and Strawberry Shortcock for this auspicious occasion!

Hare: Bitch 'N Hoe & Strawberry Shortcock

Start location: Start will be at Los Olivas Park (or for the more Gringo minded - Olivia Park (don't ask)).
2802 E Devonshire Ave
Phoenix, AZ 85016
This is so we can support our sponsor - Hazelwoods First Place!

Di-erections:
* from the 51, take exit 3 (Indian School Road), and go EAST 1.569 miles
* turn LEFT onto N. 28th Street, and go 0.3 miles
* turn RIGHT into the parking lot, go around the building on the RIGHT to the BIG parking lot

Date: Friday, December 12th

Time: Meet-up is at 18:30 (that's 6pm for those of you who didn't realize there are 24 hours in a day) with hares away in a bit (give or take)

Hash Cash: $25 ... See Below

Other Stuff: We will have commemorative shorts - yes, that's shorts in December. If you'd like to see something similar to the prototype (before the silk-screening), click HERE. Nice, aren't they? (Per a request from My Clit Talks, we're not ordering anything that can be used as a dust rag.)

UPDATE 12/11

Just so there's no confusion - because there seems to be!

Everyone who cums to the Phoenix Full Moon Hash # 69 will receive a pair of commemorative shorts. They are NOT personalized to each individual person, but they doe have a very tasteful design on the front and the back.

Everyone who cums to the Phoenix Full Moon Hash # 69 will ALSO receive an additional commemorative item. If you R.S.V.P.'d by the deadline, this item will have your name on it. If you did not R.S.V.P. by the deadline, this item will NOT have your name on it, but you will receive a generic one.

At this point, if you have not R.S.V.P.'d, it's okay! Please still cum to the hash! If you wish to let us know you're joining us, the latest you can do so is when everyone has left the on-after. Cuz then, you're just going to a bar by yourself........

UPDATE 12/10

Okay, we've now got 34 people who've R.S.V.P'd in one form or another! Seems like shorts in December was actually a great idea! Either that, or we're all just a bunch of weirdos!

- BRING A FLASHLIGHT, BRING A FLASHLIGHT, BRING A FLASHLIGHT!

- Bring warms clothes for circle - it will be outside, and we're not lighting a fire.

- You will need ID on trail, but NOT cash.

I think that's all the new stuff. As always, if you have any questions, let us know!

Hazelwoods First Place has made a monetary donation to the cause, so your run fee - including beer, shorts, and another commemorative item - will only be $25! And, yes! We will still be having the "good" beer.

UPDATE 12/7

To the 28 of you who have R.S.V.P.'d for the Phoenix Full Moon 69th Hash - Thank you!

To the rest of you still sitting on the fence - cum over to our side! You're in luck because, due to some logistical issues (it's called work - ewww!), you have one more day to R.S.V.P. for this once in a life time hash to receive your personalized commemorative item!

You are still most welcome to join us this cumming Friday, December 12th, for an awesome hash and some awesome shorts - as well as some awesome beer that hopefully won't drench Bitch 'N Hoe and Heffe before the start. You just won't get the personalized other commemorative item!

Remember: Hash Cash is $25 - regular $7 run fee (good beer at the start and finish, crap beer for the beer checks) + $18 for the silk screened Dri-Power tricot nylon running shorts. And let's not forget everyone's favorite yellow food! Crunchy Cheetos and spicy bean dip. Not to mention the 10 dozen cookies Bitch got from her Christmas Cookie Exchange! And if she gets a really wild hare up her butt, she just may figure out how to provide some hot spiced cider (if she can figure out how to make it and keep it hot while she's at work all day).

And yes, since the weather has turned chilly, Bitch will also start bringing her sleeping bags back out. So you "I'm so cold and I forgot a sweatshirt and sweatpants" chick-a-dees can keep warm in circle!