picture 1     Arthur, of the Britons and Zoot (bad naughty Zoot!)
picture 2     The girding of the holy Hash-shit
picture 3     King Arthur and his faithful steed Percy
picture 4     The knight who says "Ni!"
picture 5     A group of fine shrubberies
picture 6     Arthur's confrontation with the Black Knight
picture 7     It's just a flesh wound!
picture 8     Right then, we'll call it a draw.
picture 9     "Get your hand off my coconuts!", says Zoot.
picture 10    She's a witch!
picture 11    A maiden adorned in fine shrubbery (a nice one, not too expensive)
picture 12    Arthur and the Knight who until so recently said "Ni" doing down-downs