What a great time! 11 or so humpers showed up to brave the newly smoke free Pranksters Too and the Scottsdale green belt. After a quick pulling of Luuuger’s straws (ahhhh, feels good!) Sphinxter Swallows pulled hare duty. Luuuger gave a very quick and boring chalk talk, mainly for the benefit of Just Courtney’s virgins Just Jim and Just Amy and virgin to Phoenix, Cockwork Orange. Sphinxter took off and 5 minutes later, so did the pack. Well most of us. Seems Just Courtney had 3 (that’s right, count em) 3 virgins that night and the last one hadn’t shown up yet. She should fit in perfectly since she already has hash time down pat.

Just Jim came limping back 5 minutes later complaining of a pulled muscle, (another perfect hasher – play up the injury so you can skip the run and drink) and Just Juneko (sorry about the spelling there) finally showed up and off the three of us went. We shortcutted when we could and finally found a place we could make up some serious time. Looking for
the pack we headed east only to find the pack running over a hill right back at us. Seems they had seen hare Cockwork Orange double back (Sphinxter had been snared apparently) and they were shortcutting as well! IKOG and Luuuger took off like the competitive assholes they are as Cockwork passed right in front of our eyes. Luuuger caught up but
pussed out and ran about 3 feet from CO hoping someone would do the snaring. Letting him go, Luuuger was chided by the pack for his catch and release and went after him again only to be stumped by a boob-check.

Eventually our wily hare ran back towards the bar and was snared by IKOG after crossing trail not once, but twice. IKOG split and the thirsty pack waited in a swampy, humid and hot part of the canal within eyeshot of the bar for his lead time to be up. Finally we started and then the wheels fell off. Again we ran by the bar….lost Just Courtney and Just
Juneko there. Then his trail went through a parking lot near the bar and we lost it for awhile…lost Cockwork Orange. Then we went in an apartment building and got lost again…lost just Amy and Victor Victoria. Then we went in another apartment building, got lost and that was the end of Sphinxter and Mother Pucker. Across the street we ran and into
an office complex….got lost and you guessed it, lost B-Flat. Only Out of Order and Luuuger came out the other side to jump a wall onto the greenbelt and find true trail home after a great 5 mile + trail.

Luckily, Just Jim had struggled through his mighty injury and saved us a picnic table on the patio so there was plenty of room to drink and watch the Suns game. Luuuger ran his 25th hump tonight and Just Courtney and late cumer little Dinghy made a nice show of congrats and got everyone to sing a song. His commemorative Hump D’ Hash lanyard was presented (patent pending). WD30, Cum Again, Dumbo and his crew and a few others stayed and played and we all got to watch the Suns snatch defeat from the jaws of victory per Dinghy….

So that’s it! Good times and good friends. Hopefully our virgins will join us again next week and we can do it all over again at:

05/23/07 – 6:27 Hash Time (hares are usually away by 6:45-7:00)
Flickas Baja Cantina
flickascantina.com
2003 N Scottsdale Rd
Scottsdale , AZ 85257
Mamorial Day hump
Wear Red, White & Blue

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