T’was warm (Phoenix can be like that) but we still had 15 fool (hardy) humpers who bobbed and weaved through Tempe.

They were:
Allofher Fist
B-Flat
Heferfearzen
Ima Luuuger (L)
Just Amber
Just Amy
Just Cindy (a virgin! Brought by Just Pam and Just Amber)
Just Jim (first real hump – blew his knee out last time. Led the pack this…)
Just Pam (got to do her first hare!)
Little Pink (looking good and skinny – obviously not getting enough beer!)
Mother Pucker
Mount’n Spread
Out of Order
Sphinxter Swallows
and
Victor Victoria

Luuuger handed out official Hump d’ Hash™ name badges to everyone that had 5 or more Humps under their belts. Luuuger chose the newly minted Mount’n Spread to do chalk talk and then everyone drew straws to figure out who would hare. Just Pam chose poorly and Luuuger volunteered to go with her since she was a virgin hare and Luuuger likes virgins! So Luuuger and Just Pam hared first, to be promptly snared on the ASU campus after laying an inadvertent “whichy way”.

Just Jim and Just Amy took over duties (I said doodey!) then led us through a salute to the Spongeworthy Mamorial Death March (even though we never actually ran down the hell that is Rio Salado). They ran us by the Rock Gym, giving us our own personal climbing experience up a wall. They especially tortured Little Pink, running by several of her favorite Tempe haunts including Four Peaks without stopping. They got snared shortly after Four Peaks and Allofher Fist and Out of Order found us our way home to “The Bar”.

Under new ownership, they now have bar grub and gave us some great discounts. Merriment ensued. The Hapy Hour Crew of Dumbo, Just Chris, Just Maulik, Cum Again? and Wrong Number were there. The Head(!) staff handed out a Hump D’ Hash™ lanyard to Little Pink for her 25th Hump after she told us her (w)hole name followed by a rousing chorus of “You’re not #5”.