The crazed, red eyed, horney, psychotic, hashers showed up to the hump dressed once again for murder and sex, preferably in that order. The Flicka's parking lot in Scottsdale was the scene of the crime as Allover fist sent the hounds out on a scavenger cunt to find chilling pieces of neon foam with frightening words on them like "boo" and "chilling". Many hashers lost control of bodily functions upon seeing such a freaky sight. Once the hash composed themselves the came back to find poisoned candy corn and were told ordered to throw them into one of the fiery pits of hell located a half a mile away. (In other words throw them 10 feet into a smiling jack-o-lantern pail). As no hasher was actually coordinated enough to get their corn in the hole, the prize was given to the one that came closest to the hole. Heiferfearzen - who claimed to have it in, and then have it slip out...he, shockingly, never found the hole again. Prizes were given to the sexiest, original, and for no reason what-so-ever costumes...or something to that extent. The winners got prizes and everyone forgot 3 seconds afterwards who won them anyway.

Hares were decided with the ever popular short straw routine. With God as their witness Adam and Eve picked the short straw and set their sights on the church for children party going on across the street. After composing themselves for 30 minutes, for some reason, the hares were off on a B-Flat-Line to the church. In an astonishing act of class, which was of course severely frowned upon, the hares did not go directly through the party but continued down the streets on Scottsdale. Making up for their previous class act, the hares took the pack through a different children's festival. A mostly naked Adam and Eve, an angel, a male red dressed devil, Michael Vick, a mammogram man, a huge penis, a nipple chaffed Luuuger, and countless others ran through the large group of trick or treaters. Out of Order was seen walking with one little boy saying that he needed to "check his candy". The trail went through alleys and other scary places where the high school girls could drop down and blow Adam (of the adam and eve group, which I know is ironic because other "Adam" could have used one from a high school girl that may have known what she was doing).

The hash ended up back at the Flicka's where dead dogs were thrown into the dumpster since they could no longer be used for what BEG needed them for...also a decent blow job. The hash took over Flicka's and turned it into a halloween party even though they claimed they had their party on Saturday. The server was debating either going home with Pre Cum or UPMS but couldn't make up his mind. Best bet is...train!. ..with a male shocker.

- Brown Eye Girl