The hash convened on a cool sidewalk outside of a dining establishment that
made them all feel like they had just happened upon an Italian accented large
city in the upper north east. The feeling was confirmed as a sign informing
passersby how to aquire a great blow job was written in pre-cum on the wall of
the restaurant. The phone number looked familiar to many of the hash as they
were convinced they had seen it on a mountain somewhere before. The Harriett
that most of the hash had suspected the phone number belonged to showed up
expressing that she was late. Every hound had a very nervous look on their face.
The hares were chosen by every hasher telling the rest of the hash what they
were thankful for. B-flat expressed that she was thankful for hares, thus she
became the hare and chose, Bush Straddler to co-hare (for perhaps one of the
last times for at least a year). The hares took off down the residential streets
armed with 20 sticks of chalk and enough flower to make on half of a mini
cupcake. The trail (somehow) took the hash through the park to a boob check
where the mean harrietts would not play nice and also could not find trail.
Finally, from the boob check, the hounds found trail marked on the wall of the
alley. Trail continued out of the alley, through the streets, and on to a check
heading into a dark alley where the hares could not have laid trail due to the
lack of flower. Brown Eye was in the process of insulting the hares as he saw
them in the shadows overhearing every word. Bad things happened then...very bad
things. No one even knew why Bush would bring such a thing on trail, but it went
in pretty deep.
Brown Eye chose My Name Is Chuck as a co-hare and they were off for at least 2
minutes before the Hounds were released. Using flower in a very conservative
fashion through the alley the hares whipped around and took the hash back in the
exact same direction on the other side of the wall. The trail turned into an
"on over" hash as every wall that could be seen was marked with an on
over to the delight of a select few harrietts. Those that chose not to go on
over were greeted with another mile run trying to find their way back to trail.
Hash ended with an illegal 2 check bad trail that very few hounds saw due to
their dying desire to find the nearest New
York happy hour. The hounds got their wish with clit asking for money for
her pussies and bitches and a choice to be serenaded by Bitch N Hoe or the hair
table.
The hash left to get a piece...unfortunate ly none were given
On-on
Brown Eye Girl