The fine ladies TNT, Wombie and WD-30
Wore red wigs, scarves and boas so purty
The trail was quick and bar stops the focus
With enough beer and shots to nearly choke us!

First we met at the park so green
To receive goodies oh so keen
And sing a beer prayer to be heard
If only we could remember the words!!

Before beer prayer Nordy was already lit
Just Dale, named Shakes the Clown, wore plastic tit
Luuger wore his wig so black and curly
SLA in a dress was no less surly!

Lady in Red and Monk our presence did grace
No Nookies’ package flashes my mind can’t erase!
Just Stephanie also treated us with numerous flashes!
This is a trail to be envied by all hashes!

A casual stroll through downtown ASU
Flour marks to Hooters we did pursue
To meet the masses cheering loud
At our sexy red cross-dress’ed crowd

Many a photo op was taken
With the males to be mistaken
For fair ladies with all the graces
And bumps in the wrong places

Just Bobby wore a flamenco dress
Just Adam a frock so tight did press
Cherry in an exotic Chaing-Mai skirt
Cum Again posed as a brown haired flirt

A rousing chorus of Jesus Saves was chanted
And to his word, pitchers of beer were granted
Bless our heavenly lager
Though my memory it does fogger

Next we danced with merriment
With dancers quite permanent
They didn’t flitch at tongues or asses
No matter how much the hash harasses!

Cherry with a statue did jig
UPMS too in his punky wig
Pukey- orange doesn’t go with red!
Hashers haved a special fashion sense- ‘nuf said!

At Hard Rock we were feeling blue
In our faces! Not in our spirit true
Chinese faces we made with fingers
Tongues and kisses, many did linger

Wombie wore a devil’s paint of blue
Just Jessica painted like a Chinese lady too
Victor Victoria and B Flat were ready for mardi gras
Heifer revealed he wasn’t wearing a bra!

Across the plaza to an alley we go
To play a game of suck and blow
The suckers delight was a jello treat
That would make them a bit heavier on the feet

Out of Order looked the part of a Chinese maiden
Poor SLA’s virgin Marine was alcohol laden
Allofher’s skirt up her thigh was chasing
3IY the front runner, nearly facing

For an impromptu stop we did meet
At Seamus McCaffreys down the street
With bartender with a temper hot
Quickly we had to drink a Jaeger shot

On on to the park we reunited again
To recount a trail which was a perfect ten!!
Laid about was a mighty Chinese feast
Noodles and egg rolls enough to feed a beast

Circle ensued, lead by Repeat
Who had just arrived, and comparatively, looked neat
Luuger told the tale of Lady in Red
Which was mostly created out of his head

At breakfast on Sunday Just Dale earned his name
Shakes the Clown for he shook just the same
Bloody Mary bar was not in cards
But mimosas flowed freely to make our livers hard!

I hope you enjoyed our Chinese New Year Red Dress tale
Guessing who is woman and who is male
Please remember February next year
To cum again and join us for more beer!

On-On!