It was finally a cool autumn afternoon and all the fair weather hashers  came "East on Priest" in order to bask in the beauty of Jaycee park.  As the pre-lube began (self proclaimed) "silver fox" showed up with a  donation of 3 year old canned beer that had more than likely been sitting  in his outhouse fermenting. He seemed really happy to get rid of it.  All were very afraid as Come Again was sporting his latest fashion thong  from Victoria's Secret underneath his torn to shreds emergency fuck shorts.

The time for chalk talk was upon them as Who the Fuck Are You's hash  whore pup made the "mistake" for the second week in a row to lift tail  and leave Brown Eye the opportunity to interpret it as presenting.  Quickly realizing what he had done he smiled, relaxed and then gave his  famous "is it in yet?" look. Unfortunately it was, and Brown Eye walked away
 knowing that he had disappointed his latest partner. Luckily he is  used to it. As the hares departed a beer tossing game took place as no one  was sure where to put the beer or the beer permit in order to keep  both of the sacred devices safe.  The trail took the hashers through the  soon to be bull dozed neighborhoods of tempe. Head(!)ing over walls and
 a black hill of construction dirt and probably goat made fertilizer,  the hash came upon a desert trail suspiciously moving toward the  undercarriage of a bridge on "east" priest. Ignoring the severe warnings of  high water currents and no trespassing signs the hounds sniffed the trail  into the crease of the damned. With shiggy up to their crotch and the  minnows inserting into all crevasses many a hasher spotted on the  cum...or was that came on the spot.

Either way it was very pleasurable. What  was to be found on the other side of the shig was the greatest wine to  ever come out of Wanker County...Boones Farm! Aged for minutes and  carbonated (for some reason) the Boones went down like melted Jolly Ranchers. Victor Victoria played the roll of a pre nailed Jesus and was able  to make it through the wetness without a drop getting on his shoes.

After UPMS was pleasured by the hares they were off on death march #628.  The hashers nearly escaped certain death from the baby geckos and  bunnies on suicide missions popping out from bush to bush on trail. Once  Bitch N Hoe and Salt Around the Rim pulled up their pants the problem was  immediately extinguished. The end of the march came upon the homeless convention and the hashers were kind enough to eat watermelon and oranges in front of them. None of them seemed to care until they found out there was alcohol in the  fruit. As it was starting to look like a scene from the living dead the hash bolted and left very little fruit behind.
 
While the group crossed Tempe Town Lake again they saw Luuuger's best  impersonation of Rosie Ruiz. While getting a ride on a golf cart with  his middle finger out, Luuuger was kind enough to scream at the hash to  get their asses moving. The trail sent the hashers over "A" mountain and  on the other side, standing on SIX tracks, Can't cum on Saturday's
 asked relentlessly when the MONOrail is going to start running.
 
The pack finished back at Jaycee park where Out of Order in a  ridiculous competitive behavior, ran passed 2 Boob checks that he claimed he  "didn't see". It was, however, rumored that he waited earlier for 20  minutes for a package check.
 
During circle down downs were given for multiple infractions for Luuuger's Rosie Ruiz impersonation and to French Me Tunnel for winning her age group in a race before the hash and then showing up and running with the wankers. Bitch N Hoe was adamant about My Name Is Chuck showing his penis, but he pussed out and showed his ass instead. As the frigid 75 degree night was upon us the hash could not take it anymore and went to get a piece.
 
Brown Eye Girl