So you're probably wondering who the heck Robert Burns is. He's the drunken Scottish poet acclaimed with writing "Auld Lang Syne" and "Ode Tae a Haggis."
What's that mean to us hashers in this day and age?? Well, it's just a great excuse to
Get Your Plaid On!
That's right! Get those kilts out of the closet! Don't have one? Do ya have a tartan? No? How about an old plaid bathrobe? A flannel shirt? A plaid skirt? What ever you have, grab it and come celebrate the Scots in you!
Date: Saturday, January 19th
Time: 2:30 (hounds away at 3:00 sharp - and I mean it. We have some place we need to be by 5:00 in order to see the surprise!)
Hash Cash: $5.00
Location: Crossed Arrows Park, 6102 E Acoma Dr, Scottsdale, AZ 85254 (Thomas Guide Map Page 580, D4)
Other things: We'll be having some Scottish Highland Games! That's right. There will be The Bonnie Knees Contest, Tossing the Wellie, and Turning the Caber - hash style! There will be prizes! (Those with no kilt or other plaid alternative are ineligible for the prizes!)
Bring your favorite Burns poem to recite in circle! Don't have one? Check these out! http://www.robertburns.org/works/. Those with the best brogue win a prize! And it ain't haggis...
Di-erections:
Questions: Contact your hare - Bitch 'N Hoe - at the_bnh@yahoo.com or on her cell at 480-370-3440.
Pre-Hash Music provided by The Wicked Tinkers.