Run #658 & Full Moon Hash # 65
The "Handicapped" Run
Date: Saturday, Aug 16th, 2008
Start: 5:30 pm; Hares away: Shortly after
Hare(s): Sober Bi Gay (of the broken foot) and Bitch 'N Hoe
Hash Cash: Now pay attention here! This hash will be $7.00
Why? Because the powers that be of the two hashes had a pow wow in a tee pee, smoked a joint - I mean peace pipe - and decided that we will be providing good beer (as in bring your bottle openers) on this trail. You will also have the added benefit of our lovely Cum Again's traditional eats as opposed to the standard yellow food normally provided at the Full Moon Hash. So you get the best of both worlds.
Location: (more than likely) Page Park in Gilbert (we'll confirm after we find out if we can get a beer permit for that location)
Di-erections: Face it...you couldn't find your own ass with both hands and a roadmap.
On After: TBD
That's right! Run once, get credit for TWO hashes!
How cool is that!?!?!?!?
Deets:
- Bring your crutches, your leg braces, ace bandages, slings, eye patches, colostomy bags, and your hospital gowns. In honor of Sober Bi Gay's stupendous fall - which makes Skidmark look like an amateur - we will be having a Handicapped Run.
- Emergency Room - laid by Bitch 'N Hoe. Will be shorter than the last trail she laid - but we're not saying by how much...
- Intensive Care Unit - laid by Sober Bi Gay. If you do this trail, you MUST be handicapped by a pair of crutches (which must be used in the traditional fashion), or a leg brace (which must be worn so as to prevent the knee from bending). We know you've got 'em. This trail will be considerably shorter than the Emergency Room Trail, however; there WILL be a Beer Stop.
- There will be give-a-ways reminiscent of those provided by Brown Eye Girl at the 69th Hump d' Hash.
- Did I mention that this was originally supposed to be in honor of Sober Bi Gay's Birthday, which is some time during the next week?