Phoenix Hash House Harriers

Welcome to the Phoenix Hash House Harriers

2012 RED DRESS RUN

Come to join us for the biggest Hash event of the year on the weekend of March 31st. REGO IS NOW AVAILABLE!!! CLICK HERE to go to the details page for REGOs and payment!!! Price goes up on Tuesday, February 1st!

We meet every Monday, Wednesday, most Saturdays, Full Moons, and other special days. All levels of runners and walkers are encouraged. Get some exercise and have a great time doing it. Bring your dog (sometimes)! Or cat (never)! We run, (between bars mostly), drink and generally have a silly time. If you are a hasher and want to hare a trail, contact the Hare Raiser for that particular hash.

We hash often so check out the BIG ASS CALENDAR to find out the when and where! Learn more about how hashing started, who we are and what we do by clicking here!

If you have any questions that the site doesn’t answer, or want to talk to one of us, click on contact us, send an email to webgeek@phoenixhhh.org or call the Hash Hotline 602-230-JERX for more info!

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Superbowl Party with mini-hash

Feb

2:00 pm

Please RSVP so I can get a cranium-count. (for hash and/or on-after)

When: Superbowl Sunday (Look at the date in this listing)
What: A 2.069 mile, A to A’, hasher hostile hash.
Where: PTM Adobe – 24714 N. 27th Place, Phoenix, AZ
Hares: PTM
Time: Meet @ 2:00p, Hare off @ 2:15p, Hounds to follow @ 2:25p
Bring: A drinking vessel of your own (GO GREEN), a whistle, no morals, and even lower expectations
Hash Cash: $5
Cash Needed on Trail: No
Dog friendly: Leave rover @home
On-After: It’s an F-ing superbowl party
Bring along your favorite nectar (I don’t have a nectar well in my back yard).

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LBH #58 Lucky Breaking of the Wind Hash

Feb

6:36 pm

About: Please join us this Monday night for the 58th running of Lost Boobs Hash House Harriers.
When: Monday (Look at the date in this listing)
What: A 3.069 mile, A to A’, wheelchair possible, hasher hostile hash.
Where: Lucky Break Sports Bar at 1807 E Baseline Rd, Tempe, AZ 85283
Hares: Pounding Father & Whores Whisperer
Time: Meet @ 6:30p, Hares off @ 6:45p, Hounds to follow @ 7:00p
Bring: Proper illumination (bring A head(!)lamp), A drinking vessel of your own (GO GREEN), did I mention illumination (gett’n shiggy), a whistle, low morals, and even lower expectations
Hash Cash: $5
Cash Needed on Trail: Always good to bring a few dollars for bail
Dog friendly: Up to you and your furry friend
On-After: Do the math…. We are starting at a bar and ending near the same bar. My bet is that we are going back to that bar. Then again, Math is hard…. Hashing is easy!!

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Third Anal Lee Lee’s Year of the Dragon Chinese New Year Glow Light Full Moon Hash

Feb

6:36 pm

About: Please join us for the Third Anal Lee Lee’s Year of the Dragon Chinese New Year Glow Light Full Moon Hash.
When: Feb 7, 2012
What: FULL MOON HASH
Where: Lee Lee’s Oriental Supermarket, NE corner of Warner and Dobson in Chandler. 2025 N Dobson Rd, Chandler, AZ 85224 – Directions: Take the Price 101 to Warner and go east .69 miles to Dobson. Set up in the far north front corner by the sweet Gelato joint.
Hares: Dumbo’ Colonicsan and Bend Over Dipstickchan
Time: Meet @ 6:30p, Hares off @ 7:15p
Bring: A drinking vessel of your own (GO GREEN), a whistle, low morals, and even lower expectations
Hash Cash: $7 for good beer and Sexy Sake’ chasers. Prepare to be hammered Asian style.
Cash Needed on Trail: Always good to bring a few dollars for bail
Dog friendly: TBA
On-After: TBA

Other Stuff: This will be the usual ultra cool, Dumbo’ special waterfront, glow-lit trail for runners and walkers. Wear something Asian, Dragony, or Far-Out Eastern if you want to get into the spirit of the evening. Otherwise, come as you are. Dogs, cats, Zonie children, turtles, and gerbils welcomed. Especially gerbils.

No demon head lamps please: Trail will be marked with authentic Chinese glow lights and blinky stuff, with minimal old school snoozy chalk and flour markings.

Come early and check out Lee’s Lee’s smokin’ beer-by-the-case specials and other Asian delights. And Kim Chee. And Susie Wong. And Kelly Hu. And Barbara Luna.

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Hump d’ Hash

Feb

6:36 pm

What: The Hump D’ Hash meets for a pick-up hash and/or happy hour (Hump D’ is short for hump day – as in Wednesday… get it?). We tend to run 3-6 miles from different bars every week, picking hares at the start to lay trail. The Hump D’ is a casual affair, with very little “religion” aka: circle to speak of and usually no BNs on trail.
Where: TBA
HeadMaster: My Precious
Hares: Head(!)Master Surprise
Time: Meet @ 6:36, Hares off @ 6:45, Hounds to follow @ 7:00
Hash Cash: $1, headlamp, high spirits, and low expectations. If you are a virgin, you hash for free.
Cash Needed on Trail: Not likely
Dog friendly: Probably not
On-After: Same as the start.

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PB3 – Phoenix Bikes, Beer and Brunch BASH!!! BYOB

Feb

11:00 am

Mar

11:00 am

Apr

11:00 am

May

11:00 am

Jun

11:00 am

Jul

11:00 am

Aug

11:00 am

Sep

11:00 am

Oct

11:00 am

Nov

11:00 am

Dec

11:00 am

About: Please join us every second Sunday morning of month for the riding of the Phoenix Bikes, Beer and Brunch Bash – REMEMBER, it is BYOB so bring enough for yourself - I can carry quite a few beers in the beer chariot along with any snacks you bring.
When: Sunday (Look at the date in this listing)
What: A 13.069 mile, A to A’, ANY TYPE OF BIKE friendly, basher hostile hash.
Where and Who:

Date	Hares	Location
February 12	KEY TO MY VAGINA & CALIFORNIA CREAMIN	Tempe – specific location coming
March 11	NEED HARES	TBA
April 8	NEED HARES	TBA
May 13	NEED HARES	TBA
June 10	NEED HARES	TBA
July 8	NEED HARES	TBA
August 12	NEED HARES	TBA
September 9	NEED HARES	TBA
October 14	NEED HARES	TBA
November 11	NEED HARES	TBA
December 9	NEED HARES	TBA

Time: Meet @ 11:00am, Hares off @ 11:30p, Hounds to follow @ sometime to follow
Bring: A drinking vessel of your own (GO GREEN), BYOB or whatever you want to drink, a bike, a helmet, stuff to fix your bike when it breaks, a whistle, low morals, and even lower expectations
Hash Cash: NOTHING – It is BYOB and you should bring cash/card/ID for food/drinks if we stop at a bar/restaurant with a patio and place to lockup our bikes
Cash Needed on Trail: YES, we normally stop for drinks and food along the route
On-After: TBA

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